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One can’t make this stuff up----really----I try!

     At a recent inspection when I was looking across the roof from a porch roof I could see a strange bump with some discoloration around it----just to the right of the chimney near the top.  Can you see it?

Stranger than fiction

     Any guesses as to what it might be?

Bye gum---there it is

     Well if you were strange enough to guess the “vent cap” for the kitchen exhaust fan you would be correct.  If not, well I guess you could not have made it up either.

Charles Buell

 

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Comments

Wow - that is not a pretty site.  How in the world does that happen???

Posted by Paula Hamilton (BANDIER REALTY PARTNERS, LLC) 5 months ago

That's pretty funny. I walk into houses sometimes and wonder...what were they thinking? I walked into foreclosure the other day and the previous owner had tried to put up what he must have thought was crown molding in the living room. It was actually the base boards from the kitchen floor. LOL

Posted by Nathan Tutas (Tutas Towne Realty, Inc.) 5 months ago

I was in an REO the other day that was painted to resemble the Muppets Theater at Disney's Hollywood Studios! Unfortunatley, it was designed to resemble the END of the show (after the damage) and not the beginning! INTENTIONALLY. Nate, I'll give you the address if you can stomach it.

Posted by Rebecca Fisher (Keller Williams Realty - Winter Haven) 5 months ago

Paula, I can't even make up a reason for the reason:)

Nathan---people seem to like to find "other" uses for moldings than for what they were originally intended.

Rebecca, murals on house interior walls is a big "commitment":)

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) 5 months ago

Good grief! The 'stuff' you find, Charles! Do you ever get to inspect a home that doesn't have something weird? LOL

Debi

Posted by Debi Boucher - "Realtor Showcase" Real Estate Photography/Virtual Tours ( Real Estate Showcase Photography) 5 months ago

Ginevra, are you thinking this would be a good place for the squirrels to live?

Debi, well given that we are all just a little "off," the chances are great that every house will have something that is a little "off."  :)  Pretty rare to have things this "off" though. LOL

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) 5 months ago

Was that "hole" actually visible or did you just see a bump and investigate - that's well weird... :)

Posted by Kenna Real Estate 5 months ago

Ok, I guess it's too late and I see that you did see a bump!!! I better go to sleep :)

Posted by Kenna Real Estate 5 months ago

Yikes!  Hmmm, someone graduated from the Sardi School of Home Renovation.  Do it to it!!! :)

Posted by Jason Sardi, Pretty Fly for an Allentown Guy (None needed;)) 5 months ago

Charlie B, are you sure that this is not the entrance to Nutsy's hidie hole???

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Posted by Michael Thornton - Nashville, TN area Home Inspector (Complete Home Inspections, Inc.) 5 months ago

Roof pimple.  Happens all the time.  They need to wash the roof more frequently.

Posted by Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) 5 months ago

That pine tree beside the house is an Eastern Pine, which many decades ago was the state tree of PA.  How'd it get out there?  That looks like a VA mortar-free chimney, and I love the flashing!  Those vent extensions look like they've been there a while and will probably survive the nuclear war (or even the tsunami apparently still coming your way).  And I love the big one which bisects the roof twice!  And flashing them with roof tar should last, well, a long time (;~ ) 

I need to point that gutter installation out to Billy Jays!  He would try to sell it.  Super design!

With the holes in that kitchen vent discharge tube you have to wonder how many times they have had to replace the blower over the weeks of its life span...

Posted by Jay Markanich (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) 5 months ago

Thanks for posting. We learn a lot from Active Rain blogs. Best Regards

Nutsy

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) 5 months ago

Nice job on that installation!  Can't believe the homeowners didn't notice a little water come from the kitchen ceiling.

Posted by Tom Boos (Sine & Monaghan GMAC Real Estate) 5 months ago

Awesome photo - I had to share this masterpiece of roofing with some friends in the roofing trade. And Rebecca, didn't you take any pictures of the Muppet Theatre mural to share with us? I imagine the MLS listing for that REO didn't include any photos of that!

Posted by Gordon Lane (Coldwell Banker Doug Arnold) 5 months ago

Rita, LOL, you can wake up now.

Jason, I believe you might have been able to "make that up" but I don't think you would do it:)

Michael---I am sure it is----well it is nutsy anyway

Jay, there were lots of issues on the roof for sure---but nothing a few more cans of tar wouldn't fix

Nutsy, you are welcome---I learn nothing from you

Tom, that surprised me as well----but the way it was tarred they most likely did in the past

Gordon---I bet it will get a few chuckles :)

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) 5 months ago

Charles - At least you should give them a "C" for creativity.

Posted by John Mulkey, Housing Guru (TheHousingGuru.com) 5 months ago

John, I think that might be a stretch:)

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) 5 months ago

So you don't see that on the HGTV now do ya?  What in the world, I can only imagine what they would do to install a "skylight."

Posted by Diane Osowiecki Greater Nashville Real Estate (Diane O and Friends - Benchmark Realty) 5 months ago

Diane, there were two of them and they did a MUCH better job with those :)

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) 5 months ago

You have convinced me to subscribe Charles!  I love finding the best of the best on Active Rain!

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Posted by Vic Steele - Broker, Orange County, CA (Valet Real Estate Services) 5 months ago

Vic, thanks for subscribing---I will do my best to keep you entertained:)

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) 5 months ago

That's hilarious.  I once inspected a new construction townhome where they had done the same thing.

Posted by Minneapolis Home Inspections - Reuben Saltzman (Structure Tech Home Inspections) 5 months ago

Reuben, well your seeing it way over there in Minneapolis land will have special meaning when you read tomorrow's post to my blog :)

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) 5 months ago

I found one of these hidden gems once, but it was only through infrared that it was noticeable.  A little red circle under the last of three layers of shingles.  Nice find.


Rich

Posted by Rich Edgley (Greater Chicagoland Home Inspection) 5 months ago

Charlie - That's outrageous!  I bet you were up on that rooftop all by yourself chuckling really really loud while the buyers were thinking you were crazed!

Posted by Carol Culkin (Century 21 Alliance - Mid-Hudson Valley ) 5 months ago

Rich, it shows to go that you can only see what you can see.

Carol, my buyers were in California this time---but they might have heard me anyway :)

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) 5 months ago

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