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Bollocks----I don’t need no stinking bollards!

     We have a lot of those 60’s and 70’s ranch style homes in the NW that just never did have enough space to meet the needs of the modern world----or at least many homeowners seem to think so.  Many of the attached garages of these spaces have been finished off in order to create spaces for family rooms, bathrooms, home offices and extra bedrooms.  While finishing these spaces off creates its own list of problems on the “inside,” I am more interested in this post in how it affects things “outside” the home.  Seattle Home Inspectors should be checking these meters for bollards.

     People still want a place to get the car out of the weather, so----often we see carports (or actual garages) added onto the end of the house.  While this solution (another thing that gets done in the middle of the night) works for the car, it can create other problems if the addition is not designed by someone that knows what they are doing.  For example in the picture below, before there was a carport, the gas meter was just on the end of the house minding its own business.  Now it is a target for anyone pulling a car under the carport and it requires that a Bollard be installed to protect it.

Missing Bollard at Gas Meter

     A simple enough thing to fix, but another example of what can happen when one doesn’t know what one doesn’t know.

Charles Buell

Seattle Home Inspectors, ASHI Home Inspector, Structural Pest Inspector, Charles Buell Inspections Inc, Seattle, WA

 

 

 

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Comments

Charles, I did not know what a bollard was prior to reading this post. I absolutely agree, the gas meter definitely needs something to protect it!!!

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, Broker-Owner San Jose Real Estate 1-800-972-1822 (San Jose Homes & San Jose Short Sales) almost 3 years ago

Bollard?

That's a word I didn't know .... thanks to Wikipedia and this post I learned something new today!

Posted by Stewart Penn - Los Angeles Real Estate (Penn Properties) almost 3 years ago

Mr Charles,

I would cover it with red caution flags. Very practical and cheap. I judge that the thing to do.

Nutsy

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) almost 3 years ago

Charles, When I built my hose my wife was very much against protecting our gas meter until a bobcat backed into it. The gas wasn't turned on yet. We now have tank traps around that meter :)

Posted by Paul Henderson, Broker, Realtor® Tacoma,Gig Harbor,DuPont,HartstenePointe (RE/MAX Professionals & Four Seasons Inc.) almost 3 years ago

Bollards, I just like the word. I saw missing bollards on a commercial building I inspected a while back. An unprotected gas meter in a parking lot, Yikes!

Posted by James Quarello - Connecticut Home Inspector (JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC) almost 3 years ago

Kathleen, I think you are not alone in never having heard about them

Stewart----it is a fun word isn't it?

Nutsy, good idea:)

Paul, I know what you mean----people do feel they are unsightly?---but more than the meter iself?:)

James, I love the word too----sounds like you are swearing without swearing:)

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) almost 3 years ago

Gas meters always look sorta under-protected to me.  How do you like the huge ones that are found alongside a highway.  Scary.

Posted by Barbara S. Duncan, CRS, GRI, e-PRO Searcy AR (RE/MAX Advantage) almost 3 years ago

Bollard, schmollard.  What's wrong with having a little gas?

Posted by Jay Markanich - Northern VA Home Inspector (Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC) almost 3 years ago

I think Nutsy's on to something.  If a wide load semi is suddenly more obvious because it has red flags than surely the same applies to a gas meter.

Posted by Erik Hitzelberger, --Louisville-Middletown Real Estate (RE/MAX Alliance - Louisville REALTOR-Luxury Homes) almost 3 years ago

Honorable Judge Nutsy....too funny.

Posted by Jim Allhiser Salem, Oregon Home Inspector (Perfection Inspection, Inc.) almost 3 years ago

Barbara, bollards do sometimes appropriately bring attention to the issue:)

Jay, good question---unless it is in elevators of course.

Erik, what we need then is flags on Nutsy himself to assist the wide load semi's:)

Jim it is more liken Ornery Judge Nutsy.

 

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) almost 3 years ago

I wonder what their insurance company would think of that.  Bollard, isn't that a duck?

Posted by Jack Gilleland (Home Inspection and Investor Services, Clayton) almost 3 years ago

Charlie - I agree with Barbara, why hasn't somebody invented a method of protection?

Posted by Carol Culkin, Dutchess County (Century 21 Alliance Realty Group ) almost 3 years ago

Jack, not sure but this has been this way for a long time.

Carol, but the Bollard IS the method of protection----just has to be there is all:)

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) almost 3 years ago

Mr Charles,

Not sure if this is related or not, but don't you live by the Bollard Locks part of Seattle.

Nutsy

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) almost 3 years ago

Exactly Nutsy---exactly

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) almost 3 years ago

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