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Would you buy the President's house?

     Once upon a time, a President of a very famous country, a country with astounding beauty and former wealth, said to his people, "Now that I am President, I have a nice big house to live in----and I am seeking advice as to what to do with my "other" house----which I no longer need."Eagle

     From all corners of the world----even Alaska----suggestions started pouring in with ideas of what to do with this house.  A Town Meeting was called----all the greatest minds in the country gathered together to garner the best possibilities for what to do with the house.

     The head "big-wig" of the Real Estate Industry recommended that the President "list" the house----to put it up for sale.

     The Brookings Institution suggested that they be allowed to create a fellowship to select someone to author a book about the house, detailing the social and political implications of its many problems, but more importantly its contribution to scholarly thought in the 21st century.

     The American Institute of Architects suggested that a search be done among their ranks to select an Architect to design changes to the house----with emphasis on painting it green.

     Members of Congress suggested that perhaps the home could be rented for "Clandestine & Steamy Rendezvous."  One member said, and I quote, "Someone has to roll out of the shadowy chambers and get this business out in the open."

     Military advisors suggested that perhaps wire taps and video surveillance cameras could be set up to monitor the theft of copper wire and pipes from the home-----or that the National Guard could be mobilized.

     Andy Borowitz suggested that the house be used as a safe haven for refugees from Guantanamo and/or New Orleans.

     Allen Greenspan suggested that Freddie and Fanny move in and live "happily ever after"----since they are now homeless and living somewhere under a boxcar in Detroit. The Big-3 auto makers were not thrilled with this idea because they were getting used to Fannie and Freddie's company under the box car.

      A flushing sound was heard from the men's room as a former President entered the room and mumbled something about filling the house with money-----thinking that this is what "green" means.

 

     Well, the President listened with total focus to all of this great advice, but after much thought he could see no way that any of the suggestions would really be what was best for the house.

 

     Way in the back of the room---

---way behind the thousands of other "TOP DOGS" that were sitting, impatiently waiting to share their solution---

---came a gentle           little          voice.  It was the voice of Beverly Bumpkin, from the little town of Boonies.  She said, with the shyness of a puppy with its tail between its legs, "Mr. President----may I buy the house?" 

     This simple question sent a tsunami of shock & awe through the room----people were seen standing with their mouths gaping and their eyes looking like they had a thyroid condition.  The brilliance of the question and the simplicity of the solution were stupefying to say the least-----bordering on "patriotic."

     The President smiled.

Charles Buell

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Someone once said, "Let it be, Let it be."

     "Movement" is not necessarily a sign that your business is succeeding. 

Angel Statue Mimes in Barcelona 

     One can be frantically running around like a chicken with their head cut off and not necessarily be getting anywhere.  The amount of blood spread around would never be considered a sign of success for the chicken---however it might to whomever is making dinner.  Sometimes even doing "all the right things" isn't even enough.  Of course there is always the danger that if what we are doing is "not working" that perhaps what we are doing is the "wrong thing," that we have the wrong definition of "working," or perhaps we are just not doing the right thing "anymore."  Even the definitions can change.

     These Statue Mimes are making their business work by standing absolutely still----going nowhere.

     It is very easy to say, when things are going along in a way that we "like," that we must be doing something right----and even that may not be true, if we happen to be in the right place at the right time, are lucky, or have rich parents, things can often appear to be better than they actually are.  The human mind can basically make up any story it wants----to fit just about any circumstance we can think of.  And you can be sure that no two people will make up exactly the same story----our perspectives will always be different----even about the same issue.

     Conversely, when we think things are not going well, they may in fact be better than we allow ourselves to think. 

     All of this comes around to "judgment."  We all make judgments about this or that as opposed to just letting things be the way they are.  In my opinion nothing ever changes until we can allow things to be the way they are.  This is not about "agreement with" or "support for" or "control of" the way things are----and it certainly is not about "ignoring" anything. It is all about letting things "be" so that what is really so, or true, can become apparent.  It is all about allowing the river to flow in the direction it is going, figuring out where the banks of the river are, and building your dreams where they are likely to be safe.  No amount of pretending we understand the river will help until we have truly observed the river---until we have let it be.

Charles Buell

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I am not ready to be only in a drawer just yet!

     In the movie  "The Rose" Bette Midler plays a Janis Joplin type character that just before she collapses on stage she asks, "Where is everybody going?"

  

     Sooner or later we all come face to face with our immortality.  It happens at different ages for all of us and with different degrees of angst.  I personally, was able to be in denial about it until I was 60 or so---then I too started wondered where everybody was going.

     I am not sure what triggers this awareness.  Perhaps the death of friends and parents.  It can happen when your own kids start having kids.  For some it is the physical limitations that prevent them from doing what they are used to doing that forces them to think about it.  It is most likely as "individual" as we are individual.

     I got to thinking about this while looking at Barbara Duncan's old pictures of Searcy Arkansas.  These "posed" pictures of people----are no longer people I don't know.  They are pictures of me and my friends and family that people find tucked away in drawers or between the pages of books----and they are wondering who I am----who I was.

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Charles Buell 

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Has the "over-the-hill" bar been raised?

     -----or is it just the illusion of a generation that refuses to either grow up or admit how old we actually are?  I got thinking about this the other day as I was scratching the moss off my roof.  There is no way in hell my grandfather would have been up there when he was over 60-----one of us grandkids would have been though.

     When I was 15, my perception was that most people over 60 would be too old to be on a roof----let alone working on a roof.  I think it started with my dad.  I am sure that when he was over 60 he was still walking the ridge of his greenhouses spraying white paint on the glass to provide some amount of reduced light for the African Violets below.  I have walked those ridges myself and I can tell you it can be un-nerving.  These greenhouses were more than 100 feet long and probably 40 feet wide and here you are walking on a ridge that is maybe 8" wide (and not flat) with nothing but cheapo-window glass on both sides----- a tank sprayer strapped to your back and a long spray wand in your hands.  Here is a really grainy picture of me in one of those big greenhouses when I was 13.

Me in the Greenhouse      As a builder in my 20's, 30's, 40's, and 50's I would think nothing of walking on the uncovered joists 26 feet above the concrete basement floor.  I doubt that it would faze me in the least even today----I just don't have the opportunity anymore. 

     Is it really that there are always exceptions to the rule----or are 60 year-olds generally more fit today than they used to be?

     As many of you know, I play soccer a couple of times a week----on a men's over 50 team and a men's over 55 team.  Most of the players on these teams are over 60 and many are over 70.  There are currently at least 26 such teams in the Seattle area alone.  26 times 22 (average roster size) equals over 572 players-----can that many people all be in denial?  It would seem that the limits we place on ourselves are mostly in our heads.  I know there is the old saying that "you are only as old as you feel," but this seems to go well beyond that.

     Are we "actually" healthier in our older age than generations before us----is it regional----

     ----or is it all in my head after all?

    

Charles Buell 

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What would be "different" on your Planet? (or, is "going green" un-American?)

     Over the years I have often said that on "The Planet Charles" certain things would look different than they do on "The Planet Earth." 

paint chips     One of the things that would be different, is that there would be NO vented crawl spaces (actually if I thought about it long and hard enough, and took into account other parts of the world, there "might" be exceptions-----I just can't think of any right now).  Yesterday's blog started the conversation about these closed-type crawl spaces.

     Think about how a crawl space works. 

     It is the space under your house with a dirt floor covered (hopefully) with a ground cover (vapor retarder).  The cool thing about Planet Earth is that the ground temperature (if you protect it from hot and cold) stays pretty much the same temperature year round----45 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit. 

     What do we typically do in current construction? 

     We insulate the house floor, cutting the house off from that constant ground temperature, and then we vent that space so that it "communicates" with whatever temperature it is outside.

      As an example:  In Syracuse NY, the temperatures range from 30 degrees below zero in the Winter to 110 degrees in the Summer.  What this means is that in the Summer (with a floor that is insulated) one has to cool the house from 110 degrees down to whatever you can stand inside (with "cooling" even a 15 degree difference can be enough to feel comfortable)

     In the Winter, one must heat the home from minus 30 degrees to plus 70 degrees-----a 100 degree temperature change.  Now if we insulate the perimeter of the foundation instead of filling it full of holes (vents); and, we forget about insulating the floor and allow the interior of the home to "communicate" with the crawl space instead of the crawl space communicating with the outdoors------the temperature differentials become radically different----and so does the impact on your wallet.  

     In fact, on the "cooling" side, much of the time, the crawl space year-round-temperature will be enough to provide some cooling for a well insulated house. 

     On the "heating" side, we will only need to heat the house from 45 degrees to 70 degrees----a 25 degree differential instead of 100 degrees.

     This approach is so simple and so basic that it seems to have eluded the oil companies (they have no vested interest in conservation) and the US Government----for the most part (they also have no vested interest in conservation), even though the knowledge to build this way has been around since at least the early 50's.  It is not that there is a problem with creating homes that take very little energy to run, it is that there is no political will to do so, and existing corporations (vested heavily in consuming fossil fuels) just raise the prices as we use less.  In a very real sense going green is "un-American."  Obviously we need a change in the definition of what it means to be an "American."

     My Planet is looking for new inhabitants if you are interested (or if you like it where you are, but would just like to visit, just click on the License Plate below:).

 

Charles Buell 

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