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Marshmallows anyone?

     Who doesn’t like those flaming, charred clouds of sweetness?

     I am pretty sure that most things will burn or melt if one gets them hot enough.

     I am also pretty sure that “most” plastic materials typically found within ones home are susceptible to burning and/or melting.  Take your average Corian type "plastic" countertop.  While they are pretty resistant to heat, if we get the material hot enough, it will melt----if not catch on fire.  Of course the wood cabinets below the countertop might not fare as well.

Do you smell something burning?

     This countertop is in a commercial kitchen. 

     Because the countertop is higher than the adjacent stove, the overhanging pot was able to direct flames and heat onto the countertop----making it look more like a marshmallow over a camp fire----than an appropriate countertop material.

     Plastic water piping for homes is becoming the standard and these too need proper clearances from heat sources. 

     Take the exhaust hood on your water heater----you certainly don’t want anything plastic near that.  The same goes for vent pipe from furnaces and water heaters.  Even double wall vent pipe like B-vent, typically requires at least an inch of clearance.  In this next picture we see the plastic PEX-type pipe right next to the draft hood of the water heater and jammed right between the single wall vents of both the furnace and the water heater.  Single wall pipe requires at least 6” of clearance to plastic pipe.

I swear I smell something burning!

     This is all a fairly new installation----but, over time the piping will succumb to the heat----and those nice white fittings will look more like marshmallows too.

Charles Buell

 

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Another striking example!

     For some reason this defect at a door lock-set reminded me of that movie Airplane (can no longer remember which one) and the play on the word “striker,” where the word was not only some guys name but also what was done to one of the stewardesses.  In a similar way this Strike bolt, struck me as kind of funny----even though no stewardesses got hurt and no little kids had to see Peter Graves naked.

Striker

     It does make me want to strike myself in the head though.

Charles Buell

 

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This is your tub’s drain----this is your tub’s drain on glugs!

     I like to think that almost anyone could look at the following picture of a tub drain and know that something is just not right with it.

It is a black hole of problems

    When one looks at their tub drain they should never see the threads and gasket that shows inside this drain. 

     Most tubs have a polished chrome or brass fitting (that the stopper sits on) that threads into the threaded portion that shows in the picture.  It is what makes the gasket tight against the bottom of the tub and keeps the whole thing from leaking at the connection.  It makes the water glug down the drain instead of around the drain.

     Given that this tub was over finished space below, I expected to find damage to the ceiling below.  It was not much of a surprise to find my suspicions confirmed by moisture meter when I checked the space below.

Charles Buell

 

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Tiddlywinks and character flaws.

     Your house foundation.

     It is what holds your house nice and level and keeps it from sliding down driveway and out into the street.

     Foundations in new construction are designed for the slope of the land, as well as soil conditions, numbers of stories and other factors.   Not long ago I inspected a home where, way back around 1900, four trees had been cut off on the site and these cut-off trees became the four corner supports for the home.  In the following picture one can see one of the tree stumps that is now surrounded with “additional” foundation that has been added over the years.

Stumped again

     Yes it was very small and was most likely nothing more than a get-away cabin that was built before the area became overrun by “progress.” 

     A tree is a relatively good analogy as to how foundations work.  We have the support post (the trunk of the tree) and the footing (the roots that spread the load out over a bigger area).  Any tree, when impacted by forces it was not “designed” to deal with, can become uprooted and the tree will topple over.  The footing of trees is pretty much designed to secure the tree in place and counter the forces placed upon it by wind.  A bunch of trees together will do more to help each individual tree than any lone tree can do.

     A house foundation is similar.  If it is supported by four corner supports and we loose just one of the supports bad things are likely to happen to the furniture, and occupants---never mind the structure itself.  Now if we divide the spaces so we now have 8 supports, we go from catastrophic failure to something in between “catastrophe” and “sloped-floors”----commonly referred to as “character.”  If we divide those spaces again, we now have supports at 16 points and it becomes even less likely that loss of one of the supports is going to be as problematic.  Of course this is all relative to the distance between the supports and the type and size of beams spanning those supports.

     Obviously if we fill all the spaces between the supports we have what we call a continuous foundation and some of that foundation could be effectively taken away without much consequence to the whole house.  If one thinks about a foundation in this manner, it makes it easier to understand how inconsequential some cracks can be.  Of course one still needs to be able to interpret the cracks----because they could mean something more.

     We still have a fair number of post & pier type foundations around the NW that were built around the turn of the century----the 20th century.  They almost always have inadequate supports even though the spacing of the support posts would likely be adequate by current standards.  What was usually NOT adequate however was the size of the footings under the support posts.  Lots of times these posts were simply placed on large stones----including both stones found on site as well as cut blocks of stone brought to the site.  Sometimes they were merely set on blocks of wood----or as previously stated---tree stumps.

Rock & Roll

     These houses almost always have “excessive character” that would not be tolerated in any other type of construction.  The best solution almost always involves either replacing the support post footings with ones engineered for the soil conditions (always considerably bigger than the ones originally used) or install an actual full foundation under the home.

     These post & pier homes can be very difficult types of houses to “fix.”  Fixing usually involves making a decision about whether one can live with the amount of sloping of the floors or not.  If one cannot, and the house is to be leveled, factoring replacement of all the lath and plaster throughout the home will become a necessity as opposed to staying a cosmetic “feature” of the home.  This gets really complicated if the house has undergone interior work to counteract some of the settlement.  Floors that had been leveled to compensate for the sloping may now become out of level.  Windows and doors installed level and plum will now no longer be level and plum.

     Most people opt for simply “stabilizing” the home with proper supports and/or foundation and bank on retaining the cosmetic “features” and “character” of the home.

     At a recent inspection all or most of the support footings had been “upgraded” at some point in the past---maybe 50 years ago.  Because these footings were undersized and located so that the post was not centered above them the house has continued to settle and is about to play tiddlywinks with the footings.

     These supports will need to be re-done or a new foundation poured under the house----they did not succeed in stabilizing the house at all with this repair.

Charles Buell

 

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Who says modern builders don’t care?

     Two years ago today, I got my second featured post when I asked the simple question:  “Why is there a BARGE on my roof?”

     Two years later, this post is still a pretty decent post----even if it isn’t as “pretty” as the ones I do now.

     As a sequel to that post I thought I would share something I saw at an inspection the other day.  It not only shows how nicely the barge rafter end can be shingled to protect it, but shows how even the small amount of water that would otherwise run off the end----bypassing the gutter----was re-directed into the gutter by the installation of a simple little metal diverter.

Kick-out flashing

     Pretty cool----no?

Charles Buell

 

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The Conservatory, Volunteer Park, Seattle, WA

     In another one of my shameless promotions of one of my favorite places in SLike the sign sayseattle, I thought I would share some recent pictures. 

     What is a Seattle Home Inspector to do when they finish their inspection and there is no report to write?  In this case, because the inspection was only a few blocks from The Conservatory, I decided to see what was blooming.  This is a place where it is really hard to be disappointed.  There are always orchids present, but on this day there was an exceptional number of orchids in bloom.  When you enter the Conservatory you immediately enter the Orchid area.  If you go east you head toward the Desert House.  If you Head west you are headed for the Tropics.

White Orchid

Yellow and Red Orchid

     On the way to the desert house, I had to check out the Mirror Ball.

The Mirror Ball House

     I was going to use this picture of myself as my new profile picture but decided to not scare little children needlessly.

Now THAT is friggn' scary

     The desert house has always been one of my favorite areas.  I have always been fascinated with the spiral patterns of the cacti.

Rust Cactus

Snow Cactus

     And the juxtaposition of hard and soft----or at least the “illusion” of soft.

Feather soft?

     Of course the Tropical Houses are never ones to be out done.

Let's be fronds

Too pretty to title

     When you visit Seattle make sure this place is on your list----and maybe you will even see me there.

Charles Buell

 

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Holy Cannon Balls Batman----the Powder Room is on Fire!!!

     Transparency is apparently all the rage as blogging takes over the universe----can you imagine the impact this can have if it takes hold in the rest of our lives?  We tend to think that some things are just so “rock-solid” they can never “be” transparent or never “benefit” from transparency.

     Metaphorically speaking I came face to face with solid stone that was more transparent than one usually thinks of stone being.  And while the Powder Room was not really on fire, it sure looked like it.

 

     This Marble countertop, when lit from beneath, appeared to be “on fire.” 

 

 

 

 

 

Transparent Marbles

     It also made for a very fun “night-light.”

 Transparent Marbles

     Transparency really is more than it is cracked up to be!

Charles Buell

 

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Are you a Shower Person or a Bath Person?

     It seems as though people either love a good bath or hate baths. 

     While inspecting homes I can not always tell if the occupant likes baths or not----and I don’t really care----but if there is no stopper for the tub to be found anywhere----there is a pretty good chance that they are “shower people.”

     While I love a shower----I like a nice relaxing bath occasionally too.  I like my bath in peace and quite----without the noise of a jetted tub as well.  I love my sister-in-law’s outdoor hot tub in Bellingham, WA----which I  get to use when I stay at her house while I am teaching my week of the Residential Home Inspection Training course at Bellingham Technical College.  I like to lay back and listen to the stars instead of the jets.

     At a recent inspection I got to thinking about this question.  The tub installation was one I have seen before, and it is prove that no one ever screws up anything “uniquely.”   Someone somewhere has done a similar thing before.  All I can conclude is that I hope the users are “shower-people,” otherwise it makes for a very uncomfortable bath.

I see the drain but where-------

 

I see the faucets but where is---------

     I hate having to take a bath with a helmet on----that is best left to other activities (inside joke).

Charles Buell

 

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Don’t you hate being watched while you work?

     Well normally, except for the buyer, no one usually watches me work while I am doing Home Here I am----up here on the roofInspections in Seattle----or anywhere else for that matter. 

     On a recent inspection I had the pleasure of being under the watchful gaze of three nefarious characters that likely only rival Nutsy in intellectual capacity (times three).

     They had a clear view of me while I walked around their side of the house and they had a great view of me while I was on the roof.  Being in a rather permanent “vegetative state” I doubt they would have been much use to me if I had fallen----unless I was lucky enough to shoot all the way across the street and land on them. 

     I am sure they are supposed to be likenesses of famous TV stars but have likely morphed over time into identities all their own.  If they had even a hint of femininity I would call them the Hedgettes, but I think they are perhaps a bit closer to the Grumpsters.

 

 

 

 

 

The Grumpsters

     They kind of remind me of this other creature I found in a vegetative state (with a little help of photo-shopping) while I was traversing a roof.

Why is Oscar the Grouch on my roof? 

     This is Oscar the Grouch----and I did a post about him a while back. 

 Charles Buell

 

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One can’t make this stuff up----really----I try!

     At a recent inspection when I was looking across the roof from a porch roof I could see a strange bump with some discoloration around it----just to the right of the chimney near the top.  Can you see it?

Stranger than fiction

     Any guesses as to what it might be?

Bye gum---there it is

     Well if you were strange enough to guess the “vent cap” for the kitchen exhaust fan you would be correct.  If not, well I guess you could not have made it up either.

Charles Buell

 

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