It was 90 degrees along with 90% humidity---it might as well have been raining.
It was August.
Henry and his cousin were drenched in sweat from the stifling heat and their hard work in the haymow. Hay chaff stuck to their sweaty skin like salty sand at the beach---stinging like nettles. Sweat ran off Henry’s nose like a drippy faucet.
The bales of hay were lined up on the hay elevator about five feet apart and were dumping off the end monotonously. They were timed to give Henry and his cousin almost enough time to organize and stack them in the mow.
Henry and his cousin worked feverishly to overlap and layer the bales and still keep up with the never ending stream of bales. They had to stack the hay so that the pile would not collapse as it was taken out of the mow during the winter.
On the farm there were always games to be found in any job there was to do. With stacking hay, Henry and his cousin liked to build hidden forts inside the hay piles. The mow was filled by tightly packing the bales one layer at a time on the floor. They would leave out one bale in a line all the way to the center of the layer of bales---maybe 15 feet. The first time they did this the tunnel was straight---later versions it was serpentine. The second layer would cover this missing row to create a tunnel. As each layer was added, the end of the tunnel was left uncovered to create a shaft up 4 or 5 layers. At this level, several bales would be left out around the top of the shaft and the next layer would repeat the pattern---leaving the b
ales out in the area of the previous layers. They would keep doing this for four or five layers and then the opening would gradually be reduced in size by overhanging the bales until the entire space was covered over by the bales. When it was all done there was no evidence that there was a cave built inside the stack of bales.
Henry and his cousin could pretty much play this game while keeping up with the bales being excreted from the elevator. The elevator made rhythmic clanking sounds as the chains and paddles dragged the bales up and dropped them off the end. Sometimes they would get behind and have to scramble to catch up. Sometimes the elevator would break down and they would have more time to fool around---this was an opportunity to make things more elaborate.
It usually took a good part of the summer to fill the haymow, but when it was done, and the barn was stacked high, Henry and his cousin would have a fun place to explore with flashlights in the winter.
They would imagine themselves famous archeologists exploring the tunnels of some ancient Egyptian pyramid---looking for mummies, gold and ghosts. They snaked through the tunnel on their bellies---along the hay-polished floor---until they got to the vertical shaft. They had to contort their bodies into a standing position and then climb the few bales to reach the mummy’s secret chamber.
As Henry peered over the edge of the shaft into the great chamber he could see two gold eyes in the blackness. He lost his footing and slid back down the shaft. He gathered his courage and climbed back up to the top of the shaft. He aimed his flashlight to where he had seen the eyes, but they were gone. Was he imagining things? He heard something moving and quickly aimed his light at the movement. It was Mud! That danged cat had found her way into the tomb. Mud was the most dreadfully ugly, multicolored brown cat anyone had ever seen---hence the name of Mud.
Inside the chamber there was a silence bigger than the night sky----and darker too when they turned their flashlights off. Henry would stick the lit flashlight
under his chin and start to tell his cousin ghost stories about how sometimes mummies come to life, decapitate intruders and suck the blood from their headless bodies---which was obviously how they lived forever. These stories would go on in the dark until his cousin could not take it any longer and would turn his flashlight on. Even Henry didn’t dare leave is flashlight off for very long.
They laid back and listened to the silence----all they could hear were the sounds of their breathing and their hearts beating----everything in the outside world was drowned out by the silence. The blood was pulsing in their veins but they couldn’t tell whether they were hearing it or feeling it. After a while Mud started to “motor.” It was louder than any cat he had ever heard---kind of like the old Fordson diesel tractor’s engine knock---but it was really just the contrast with the silence of the place.
Their make believe tomb was a cozy refuge from the cold of their winter chores.
One day Henry fell asleep in the cave---he could sleep anywhere. When he awoke his flashlight was dead and it seemed even darker than normal. He had no idea what time it was. His heart started to race as he felt his way around in the dark. He slid down the shaft and into the tunnel. He crawled backwards out through the tunnel until he was in the open area of the haymow. He could hear the cows clanking in their metal stanchions below. His whole world was suddenly and completely drowned in a cacophony of sounds. The pulsing vacuum of the milking machines told henry he was late for chores.
He threw a couple of bales of hay down the hatch---scattering the cats below. He climbed down the worn ladder and broke open the bales of hay by pulling off one of the strings and then he bent the bale in half with his knee as he pulled the other string toward him. He hung the loops of strings on the wooden peg sticking out of the beam that made up one side of the ladder to the haymow. As he started to feed the sections of hay to the cows his uncle smiled at him curiously as if to ask where he had come from.
His sudden arrival, and his appearing to be already doing his chores, made it look as if he was not late after all.
Springtime
Henry went to the haymow to throw down some hay.
There was a large bite out of the hay pile now---almost all the way to the mummy’s chamber. Henry had done his best to take bales that would leave the hideout intact as long as possible. On this day he heard a faint mewing sound coming from the tunnel that was much shorter now. There at the end of the tunnel was a rose-orange kitten. As Henry approached the kitten it disappeared down the tunnel.
Henry went to the milk house and came back with a flashlight and then dove into the tunnel after the kitten. At the end of the tunnel the kitten was stuck, unable to scale the bales of hay. The kitten hissed at Henry as if Henry was no big threat. Henry picked up the kitten with one hand as the kitten clawed and chewed on his hand harmlessly. He worked his way into the shaft and up to the mummy’s chamber.
He flashed the light around and there was Mud laying on the far side with 6 more kittens---nursing. Mud lifted her head and flipped her tail easily as she eyed Henry---and then she put her head back down and went back to work. Henry put the “explorer” down and the kitten quickly scampered back to its mother.
It looked like Mud had found a good use for the hideout too.
I guess that made her the real “Mummy.”
Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector