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Steve?

(Any resemblance or similarity to Bellingham Steve are purely coincidental)

StaEEEveeeee?hearts

What?

I know I was mad at you last week for running over the cat, but I have a favor to ask.

What?

Well, I realize this is the first time it has happened in our "new house"---but could you fish my wedding ring out of the drain?

The drain?  AGAIN?

Sorry.

This is going to cost you.

But, YOU are the one that ran over the cat!

Sorry.

(As I went to fish the ring out of the drain I discovered that I was about to be in the dog house again.  She had argued for getting a home inspection done and I had said, "but Honey it is NEW."  What could possibly be wrong?  Well----I soon discovered that I couldn't get the trap apart to rescue the ring and our marriage.  The plumber had installed a trap that could be taken apart.  The drain could also be disconnected from the disposal, but the rest of the drain assembly was constructed of glued together components and threaded onto the end of the strainer----with no way to get it off----without cutting the pipe.  The whole contraption was just too long to turn of the end of the sink.)

ring in drain 

Honey?

Yes, dear?

I have some good news and some bad news.

You found my ring?

I'm going to the hardware store (the good news) and (the bad news) don't use the sink!

Charles Buell 

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Comment balloon 21 commentsCharles Buell • July 30 2008 08:58AM
Home Inspections Save Marriages!
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Steve? (Any resemblance or similarity to Bellingham Steve are purely coincidental) StaEEEveeeee? What? I know I was mad at you last week for running over the cat, but I have a favor to ask. What? Well, I realize… more
It just didn't quite pan out AGAIN.
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A big ThemThem to KEXP!
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Don Quixote wins one?
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It is NO contest!
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Has the "over-the-hill" bar been raised?
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-----or is it just the illusion of a generation that refuses to either grow up or admit how old we actually are? I got thinking about this the other day as I was scratching the moss off my roof. There is no way in hell my grandfather would… more
Pac-Man is eating my cabinets!
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Yesterday I read a blog about Kitchen design and how important good kitchen design is in terms of the livability of a home. It got me thinking about my own past kitchen designs. For me, the rest of the house was always designed around the… more
YOU make the call-----"safe" or "out"? (to lunch)
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The building codes are pretty clear about required clearances from finish grade to untreated wood materials such as siding. It is VERY common to see concrete flat-work like sidewalks and driveways poured over the top of wood siding---and other… more
How many chickens will fit inside a cow?
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It is 1:04am. I am in the middle of a great crawl space dream. I have my respirator, my goggles and my full-body condom on----and all is well in my dark, low and womb-like world. All of a sudden there is this ringing sound-----it… more
Do you practice "random acts of helpfulness? "
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A couple of months ago I was contacted through the ActiveRain, Contact Form, by a person with a plea for help resolving a question about some staining of the floor around a toilet This person had "Googled" the internet and… more